- brazilian: i'm brazilian
- person: OH REALLY? is it nice to live in a favela? do you have a monkey? do you speak spanish? do you wear bikini everyday? omg do you have internet? do you play soccer all the time? carnaval is awesome, right? god, your life is so full of sunshine and stuff.
I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.
I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.
“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney